New Energy Source Found! Clean and Sexy.

 
  I don’t typically read the news because I find it rather pedestrian.  However, today I happened upon (I think upon should be spelled appon.  Just my opionion.  I am right.) a news article that indicated that a new abundant energy source has been found.  It’s a plant!  It’s not this plant by it looks like it.  Recently, scientists have been [...]

Don’t go chasing waterfalls – please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

  I have an excellent excuse for the delay in my postings.  I’ve been out to sea for a while trying out a new hobby.  I’ve been whale fishing for the past month and I’ve never had more fun in my entire life.
  Lots of people came out to protest the launching of our ship The [...]

You Wash and I’ll Dry!

So, I happen to be married to a beautiful woman.  We’ve been married for 74 days and about 5 hours at the time of this post.  So far, I’ve learned a few things and I’ve relearned a few things, but mostly I’m having the happiness of my life.  Of course, I’m only 26 years old [...]

I’m not implying anything…

I just thought this was a nice gesture.  New post coming soon… probably.

Damn…

 I just lost a game of scrabble to WideEyedWonder.  It’s okay though… that game is a scam and WideEyedWonder is a magic-using elvish orc!  OOOoOOoO PWNED!  Yea, that’s right!  You heard it here first, folks. 

The Game of Kings

I’m confident that no one will read this blog other than people I know.  However, there is the possibility that someone will stumble upon this blog and not know what the hell I’m talking about.  So!  In all fairness to those who don’t know about Munchkin, I have to explain that I’m simply the best [...]

I immediately regret this decision…

The big news can all be found here. Stacey’s site is far more classy and coherent. Of course, if you’re at my blog then you probably have no idea what the hell is going on. Let me be the first to say “Welcome to the World Wide Web!” and “I apologize for everything you read [...]